So, today I took the skytrain home and it was a lot of sardines in a little can. This little 4' woman (she came up to my chest, really) was having her first skytrain ride and pushed her way on. She couldn't reach the pole, and instead of asking someone to trade spots, she wrapped her arms around the closest tall thing - in this case, a really attractive 6'6 guy (I asked). He was blushing up a storm and everyone on the train had a great giggle. She said, "When I go home, I tell daughter, she funny! Poor Mister!"
She kept saying, "I'm an old lady, this is no dirty!!" and I giggled outloud - so then she struck up a conversation with me and after trying to find out where I lived, worked, etc... she then said, I old lady. You believe Jesus? In 2 year, Shanghai big city, you can go top building and look at God, building 140 floor up!
It was cute 15 minutes...so... Figured I'd share 
